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Beatrice in her red skirt and BUS DRIVER hat

The dreamer

Beatrice

Nine years old, enormous imagination, one very specific ambition: to drive a London bus. She is one of the few people who can hear RM 168 talk.

“I am not tall enough to be a wizard.”

First appears in
Volume 1
Fun fact
She wears a paper BUS DRIVER hat that she made herself, and she does not take it off for anybody.

Beatrice is nine. She wants to be a bus driver, which at her school is treated as roughly as strange as wanting to be a lamp post, and at home runs into her mum, who has strong views about which dreams are allowed.

What Beatrice has that nobody else in her class has is an imagination big enough to hear a Routemaster speak. That is the entrance requirement, and she meets it comfortably.

She is stubborn in the useful way: told that something is impossible, she treats it as a scheduling problem. Over three books she talks a telephone box out of a sulk, negotiates with the Mayor of London, gets herself captured by MI6 and arranges an exchange programme between a palace and a zoo. She is also, quietly, a very good friend.

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